";s:4:"text";s:26853:"elaborate wet dreams. So, this for you Hudson. Its one of the least flashy numbers, but one of the best. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange She was right, and she mattered, even if she was just a teenager. Santana: I would love for things to get physical. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. I only watched Glee briefly. Maybe Blaine didn't wanna be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. Escucha! Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . Part of me. with a mouth like cat's ass. Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! As Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera beat odds, and she changed any previously conceived scripts about who people would care about in a mainstream teen dramedy they could care just as much about the Latina lesbian as they would about the white heterosexual leads. Wherever your soul is, thank you. For me there is a before, and an after. with a feels like a fever dream that does NOT have a, I love this, please let me read your kinky biography. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . Marley: Why are you going through my bag? Theres no one like you. Santana: You wanna have a duel? I mean my girlfriend girlfriend. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). Unmatched sass and the best . But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. Can I talk to you for a second? You can buy one at the Party Store. Santana: That sounds like torture. Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. Because the thing is, being brave and speaking the truth doesnt always go the way you plan. NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. Everyone! I will never understand why these things happen. Did the writers think she was being bitchy when really she was just speaking the truth? You know what? No actor gave me that kind of depth and emotion on screen before. On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. [voiceover] How is this possible? In the original, the unicorn was riding you. It was ordering my steps. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. A sex-tape that follows me around to this very day.Look up at my in the internet right now. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. Brittany: Really? Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, dont know if you heard but Blaine may lose an eye, the same Blaine who was just besties with you not four months ago. Gentle. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. You're a genius, Brittany. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. My spouse and I have only gone to 1 event, Nik- this is the response that LW needed and I hope she sees it. Santana: Quick, go get some moist towels. First theres the pause. I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. #monologues I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Think I could get used to here in New York. No Trouty Mouth? Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. Quinn: Flawless. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. But nothing is as eternally hilarious to me maybe on TV ever as Santanas Yeast-I-Stat commercial. I mean sure, she was blackmailing Karofsky at the time, but hey coming out and the self-loathing that often comes with it is messy business. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. And High Art, Kiss Me, When, I also watched Les Filles du Botaniste a few times. What is this, hmm? As it is, I love 2 Cellos covers, but Nayas voice paired with Grant Gustins, the sharp outfits, the simple choreography. Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. No one gets it. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. It's gonna be okay. It's like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie, and this is the scene right before we eat each other. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Santana to Quinn after finding out Quinn's dating her professor., Thanksgiving. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. Santana, Quinn and Brittany, The Purple Piano Project. The choreography, costumes, lighting, Amber Rileys and Naya Riveras vocals everyone came together and did what they had to do. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. Maybe that has something to do with it. Santana: And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that?! Bartender: Sorry ladies, can I see some IDs? Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. It was just such a joyful, fun performance. I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. Cookie Notice This is toned down. Of course they have fake IDs. She never shrank back in the face of adversity or bullying or toxic masculinity or misused authority. Her wrath of words is called Snix Juice. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy.So if you ever tell me what to do I will END you! Santana: The man who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother and when the police came they left the whole place like wide open. Go. Its where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just werent enough. If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. Yay. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. This is my least favorite episode of Glee. You trying to turn her into a damn rexy? Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. Twitter update! I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. Brittany: I failed my precious unicorn. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. Mostly, though, the dialogue. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Maybe that's why we love each other so much and slap each other. one with. Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. and our I rarely get genuinely upset over celebrity deaths, but yours hit me hard queen. We have to keep Finn wet before we roll him back to sea. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? Santana: This food was unsatisfactory. Santana: It's okay. And while coming to terms with her sexuality and feelings for Brittany certainly softened her and always and especially with Brittany herself it never weakened her resolve or ability to deliver a devastating verbal barb with the precision of an assassin. I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! Slut. Did he ever come home? You're not fat. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Cant I just have one night where Im queen? You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Quinn: You know, I have to say, Rosario, you are killing it in that dress. Alright, you know what Rachel? But it was always such a relief. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. No one gives a damn about you. Santana: He has no game. Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating? I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- Santana: Those are your nipples. Thats when you knew this was going to the next level. It will always be amazing to me that a show that I only seriously (obsessively) watched for three season could leave such an indelible mark on my psyche. Santana: First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill. You are not playing Yente the lesbian match maker. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Rachel: What did I do?? which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. I remember crying as I watched someone I love walk down the aisle to marry the woman of her dreams. I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. In honor of learning even more. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. I think its safe to say at this point that we all know Whitney Houston had at least one relationship with a woman but was made to suppress and obscure her sexuality, maybe even to herself, by an unforgivably racist and homophobic industry. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes I didnt end up going because fuck that guy and I knew my own life and what was important to me. Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. ". Finn: No she's not. Santana to Kurt about his poster, I Am Unicorn. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. Mr. Sam I am. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. Brittany: Wait are you mad? I've waited 5 years for this. Santana and Carl, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your Appendix out. Lopez. And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. By that point I had felt that way for years. You're gonna be okay. We had Glee watching parties in my dorm, and I would stay up late replaying Brittana scenes from YouTube hoping my roommate wouldnt notice. I've been dry heaving all weekend. You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. someone who knows more than three dance moves: the finger wag, the Quinn: Sexting? Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? Later, Santana cuts through the dancers and bellows, Dont Forget Me! Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? In real life, that absolutely would have happened. You're joking, right? Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. glee monologues santana. It was such an impactful moment in my life, despite not being particularly relevant to the plot of the show. Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. See, The Troubletones are three F's, Fierce, Femme, Phenomenal! The Autostraddle TV Team is made up of Riese Bernard, Carmen Phillips, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Valerie Anne, Natalie, Drew Burnett Gregory, Shelli Nicole, Nic, A. Tony Jerome, and Heather Hogan. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. You know with all the horrible crap Ive been through in my life now I get to add that. Her little applause after is just perfect. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. I have known you both for years and I don't like either of you 90% of the time, in fact, your wide-eyed, Keane-painting approach to life makes my teeth hurt and my breasts ache with rage. Santana: And that's bad because? "WHAT?! Brittany: OK. Puck's super fine. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. The first is horrible but predictable. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. Life is very high school. For more information, please see our Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. Santana: It's all a part of being a mentor. Wait, somethings definitely wrong. Santana, Tina and Will, Silly Love Songs. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. If Santana Lopez, this small mouthy teenager could be brave enough to stop the war inside her then maybe, just maybe, then I could be brave enough, too. And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you. Look, this campaign is brilliant. Santana: I don't know. thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and So in Season 2, when I heard those opening notes of a song I knew so well, when Santana Lopez herself sang my name right there on my TV screen, it felt like a gift just for me. Santana. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. We can be the bitch. 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